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Nick Hornby's avatar

See, that worked for me. Wanna blurb?

Nick Hornby's avatar

The late Auberon Waugh, son of Evelyn, apparently used to reply to blurb requests thus: “The best book ever written on this or any other subject”. Nobody had the nerve to use it.

Amy Shearn's avatar

I would use that though

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

Same! Better than those coded blurbs that I bet we've all given that say something alone the lines of "This sure is a book ... about this subject!"

Blair Glaser's avatar

Could not love this more.

Rachel Kramer Bussel's avatar

A) I love the full circle moment of Nick Hornby commenting, B) This is super helpful, concise, and should be required reading for anyone considering randomly sending an email to an author without really considering their workload (and that they may be getting many such requests) and C) Perhaps most importantly, do you know if the Golden Girls book ever got published? I just saw that there's a Golden Girls mystery series out that I may read after having binged the entire show and most of Golden Palace.

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

Definitely, another alternative is to write a blog post about your favorite author and hope he cameos in the comments! :)

Kathryn didn't end up writing that book in the end, alas, though Jim Colucci did a really nice Golden Girls book: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/golden-girls-forever-jim-colucci?variant=41226758553634

I'm fascinated by the Golden Girls mystery series, such an interesting IP extension! Isn't GG just the best rewatch? It holds up times 1 million. I laughed out loud so many times watching recently.

Rachel Kramer Bussel's avatar

Saw this and thought, "I must go comment on this thread." Sorry not sorry this is now an unofficial GG fiction thread but there's a gay GG-inspired novel coming out March 3 called That's What Friends Are For by Wade Rouse: https://waderouse.com/books/thats-what-friends-are-for/

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

Now this is the kind of IP extension I heartily approve of.

Kathryn Sanders's avatar

Hi!!! Just saw your Substack, thanks so much for the shout out! I also saw the cross-share from Andrea Bartz. The post is great; so useful (although years later, I now realize my initial email to you was perhaps a BIT too long!). You are correct, I never did write that book sadly...I have the Jim Colucci book; it's lovely. I did NOT know about the GG mystery series, so I am so happy to hear about this!

GG totally holds up! I do a full rewatch every few years.

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

omg, hiiii, this post is so magical that it has summoned you, too! I was going to send this to you, so I’m glad you saw it. xo

Kathryn Sanders's avatar

Yes! I got it twice! From you, and from Andrea! :-) xoxo

Rachel Kramer Bussel's avatar

I was so happy I still enjoyed it because it’s such a shame when shows we loved as kids turn out to be problematic or not enjoyable as aisles. And thanks for the book tip. I’ll check it out. My only current issue with GG now that I’m 50 is saying to people in their twenties, “Do you know the show The Golden Girls?” and not being sure what kind of response I’ll get.

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

It’s also pretty bracing to realize the Golden Girls in their 50s when it starts, given that it’s a show about “old women.”

Dena Davis's avatar

I like the emails I get from high schools at least once a year: "Please tell me something about bioethics."

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

This has started happening to writers, too! I sort-of don't mind helping kids, though I feel like teachers are taking advantage of our accessibility a bit too much ...

Bailey Dunn's avatar

Somehow I missed this post from you and it's so incredibly useful. thanks, as always, for the insight!

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

Thank you! I suggest checking out the other comments for a fun coda on this whole thing.

Anna David's avatar

So good. I used to have a document I'd give out titled GOOD AND BAD BLURB REQUESTS. But while there used to be ONE variation of bad (in a word: entitled), now, thanks to AI there are dozens if not hundreds if not thousands of variations!

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

oh, god, the AI requests!

Michelle Levy's avatar

Not just great advice, great examples!

Jen Lancaster's avatar

I have half a dozen different ways for people to contact me, between socials, Substack, agents, website, P.O. box, etc. Two weeks ago, a small publisher decided the best way to get his client's book on my radar was to track down my home address and send directly to me. That ARC went directly into the donation pile.

Rachel Kramer Bussel's avatar

That's awful, Jen! Also, so weird to not go through proper channels that are publicly listed.

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

That is crazy (and a little creepy?).

Andi Penner's avatar

During a live Substack podcast, I wrote a comment--one among hundreds in the continuously updating feed. The New York author being interviewed happened to read my words aloud and riff on them. On a longshot whim, I him a DM: "Hey, I'm going to be in NYC next week. Can I buy you a coffee and ask you more about your book launch?" He said, "Sure. How about 10 AM Tuesday at...." On a beautiful spring day in Manhattan, we met for great coffee, connection, and conversation. You never know if you don't ask.

Jennifer Keishin Armstrong's avatar

Absolutely! I think you can feel it out. I'm convinced that the ones I have an adverse reaction to didn't really feel it out, and maybe even kind-of knew this wasn't it, but didn't take the time to think it through. Alternatively, you can just throw it out there and if you are ignored or rebuffed, then at least you asked!

Michelle Terwilleger's avatar

This is brilliant, Jennifer! Nobody wants to be that cringe person. Great piece.